Takeshi's Tunnel

  The Rescue A cacophony of laughter and metal screeching wakes you from your orgasm induced sleep, and your eyes open just in time to see a shower of sparks falling from the wall. You don't know where Melware is but she must still be in the room somewhere, judging by her cackling. A thin blade pierces the wall beside you, cutting through material with ease, then alternates to the opposite side in an X shape. Shortly after, a crimson blur explodes through the structure, landing past your field of vision. All you can hear is a series of swings, combined with Melware's laughter and a sound like shattering porcelain. Melware remains silent as someone stomps over to your table, removing your restraints and tossing a blanket over you. Free once more, you turn over to get a look at your rescuer, sitting up to have your face immediately enveloped by something soft. "Excuse me, I think you're moving a little fast there."  You hear a robotic voice from above, paired with a

 The stomping of Leon's boots echo down the hallway as he sprints towards the door at the far end, taking care to step over the corpses littering his path. The past 12 hours have been a living nightmare as the apparent sole survivor in Raccoon City, and the stress is starting to eat at him. Arriving to a welcome party held by his recently turned co-workers wasn't the greatest start to his day, but Leon somehow survived this far without major injury. Though judging by the crashing behind him, that could change any second now.  As the exit comes within reach, Leon hears a loud slam from behind, turning his head and immediately falling flat to the floor. A second after his chest hits the deck, a body soars overhead and shatters the wooden door to splinters in a gory explosion, congealed blood splattering the walls. Looking up, Leon sees what appears to be a massive man in a black trench coat stalking towards him.  "There's always something new..." Leon mutters to him