Takeshi's Tunnel

   The alarm on your nightstand blares in your ear, forcing you to roll over in bed and search for the silence button with your hand. Smacking various areas with no luck, you finally find the body of the clock and pull furiously, tearing the plug out of the outlet. Finally blessed with silence, you take a deep breath and rub your eyes, willing yourself upright after a few minutes. You don't hear anyone moving around upstairs, and looking at the blackened window at the top of your wall, you realize it must be late enough for everyone to have gone to bed.  A slow gurgle emanates from your stomach as you crawl out of bed, and you grimace from hunger. Empty wrappers and a tub of G-fuel are the only things left in your room, so it looks like you're taking an adventure upstairs. You creep up the wooden staircase carefully, trying not to make any noise, and crack open the door to make sure nobody's outside. Satisfied that it's all clear, you slip through the doorway and make y

  Living in a small cottage on the edge of the woods used to be a quiet life. You would make a living by selling extra vegetables you grew in the garden, and by selling animals you'd hunt and trap in the forest. Every so often you or your wife would make a trip into town to stock up on necessities, and you had built up a pretty decent reputation among the people there, even getting a small discount once in a while. This latest trip is a bit different than the others, all eyes fixed on you and the goblin hanging onto your hand as you walk down the street. You managed to find her some more respectable looking clothing among your wife's old things, but she insisted on tearing off the bottom of the nice blouse you picked out to expose her stomach. Unfortunately, you couldn't find any underwear to properly contain her oversized cock, so you just gave her a skirt to hide it as much as possible. You can still see it swinging freely through the fabric as she walks beside you, a lum

 Half a day of vigorous love making to your backside passes, and your new goblin companion finally finishes having her way with you. As she finally pulls herself free, you're left lying in a muddy pool of sweat and semen while she pulls her trousers up and tucks her softened cock away. "Whew, you were great. Let's do it again sometime, yeah?" she chuckles, giving you a swat on the rear before leaving you to recover in the small cave. After a short while, you manage stumble to your feet and collect whatever's left of your clothing, keeping the torn fabric of your pants to cover yourself. Walking bowlegged out into the woods, you slowly make your way back to your house on the edge of the woods, turning your head frantically and hoping nobody sees. Thankfully, you make it home without any further trouble, waddle to your bedroom, and promptly pass out face down on the bed. "Darling? Are you alright?" Some time later, you're shaken awake by your wife, her

  Art by  Grimgobgoblin Ducking under a low hanging branch, you make your way through the forest brush, doing your best to keep as quiet as possible. Hunting is always a gamble, but some travelers mentioned seeing a large herd of deer as they passed through, and bagging even one is too big of a chance to pass up. You hear a rustle off in the distance and freeze in place, inching forward to investigate. Peeking over the foliage, you see a pair of deer about a hundred feet away, rubbing their antlers against a tree. Reaching back, you bring your bow to the ready and nock an arrow, creeping forward to line up your shot. Waiting a moment to watch, you draw the string back, slowly exhale, and release. The arrow whistles through the silent air and lands on target, directly in the heart of the beast. It tries to run off with its partner, but the arrow piercing its chest keeps it from bounding too far, its head slumping forward as it collapses among the leaves. Smiling to yourself, you slip th

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The bumps in the uneven dirt road rattle your coffee cup as you drive towards your family's cabin, foliage brushing and scratching at the truck. Sunlight beams gently through the leaves overhead and throws shadows across the path, the birds chirping outside mixing with the garbled radio. Humming along to a static filled rendition of Piano Man, you check the map unfolded in the passenger seat on when to turn off. A large oak splits the road behind a broken sign, forcing you to take a second look at the wrinkled paper. Thank god you got all this ahead of time, you'd be wandering all day without directions. After a minute of deciphering the map, you turn left and drive deeper into the woods, sunlight fading as the trees seem to grow taller and intentionally block the sky. Bird song stops and the radio cuts completely, static hissing through the speakers.  Why your parents decided to buy a cabin in the middle of nowhere, you'll never know. Something about "getting away fro